So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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