Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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