I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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