STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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