Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
someone threw a dead crab at me
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
You dont lie about slip and slides
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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