just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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