Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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