Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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