he puts the penis in happiness.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Houston, we have a squirter
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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