If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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