He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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