His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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