He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
When did angry sex become our thing?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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