I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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