I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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