Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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