You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I miss vodka workout Fridays
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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