The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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