i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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