I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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