I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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