carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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