He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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