Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Randomize
