Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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