Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Randomize
