i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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