I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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