And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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