awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Buhtt sex?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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