I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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