You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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