I can feel you judging me through the phone.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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