There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Randomize
