$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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