We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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