And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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