how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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