scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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