I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I'm having to shit out rocks
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