Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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