Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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