Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
he shaved USA in his pubs
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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