You can't special order awesome
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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