My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Sacagawea was the original milf.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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