Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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