I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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