Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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