This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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