So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
